December 2010
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“Is this like a joke? It’s not? I thought it was a joke because it’s...”
– Curty, Re: LG unreleased song Then You’d Love Me
“What if I were to leave you, but then you fell back in love with me?”
– LG, “Then You’d Love Me” (fyi: I don’t think it works like that)
“If I were the last girl
And you were the last boy
Left here on this planet
If...”
– LG (There are good reasons some songs are not released. Someone should plug up the leak…)
WatchMost. Epic. Moment(s). EVER.
“-What do you do?
-I’m a piece of shit”
– Ryan (Re: trust fund babies)
“HEY!! We haven’t sung Happy Birthday to Baby Jesus yet!! What is going on...”
– Mom (discovering the cake in the kitchen)
“I’m so hip I like Coldplay”
– Mom
"Good Job Andie!"
From Erin, Re: eating her Christmas treat.
Ryan: “Oh! Good job eating Andie! Learning how to live! Good job breathing air! Good job pooping!”
“So, who is this? Is this something I liked?…well, thanks! I didn’t...”
– Mom (Re: Coldplay CD from Curty)
“Low cut calorie counters!”
– Dad (trying to read “Low Cut, Calcetines Cortos” on his socks package)
“It’s 12 megapickles.”
– Dad (Re: Mom’s new camera)
“It’s a Christmas shit stain!”
– Me
Twins
littleorangefork:
Why do I have to work for such a royal mother fucking doucebag ASSHOLE!?
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Dear Employer,
When you start the day off being a complete dick and a crank-ass, it makes for a toxic work environment.
Just so you know.
Love,
Me
“FUCKIT THIS POCKET HAS TOO MANY SNAPS!!!”
– Lady in Albertson’s parking lot
I will be so happy...
when I don’t have to hear the word “didactic” for a long time.
A bit late: Has the High Line Ruined Us? →
Ouroussoff reviewed it Friday (no further comment). D-Crit student Frederico Duarte fills in the backstory. I went to Brooklyn Bridge Park on opening day in the pouring rain with stroller. Never has the lack of snacks and bathrooms seemed so desperate. So I went back this morning…
sorry other parks, the High Line trumps you all.
Lightbulb!!
Here’s something you should bring up RP:
Talk about a past clients invention that is the size of a thermos and detects oxygen levels in third world mud water.
Yeah, definitely bring that up. That’ll help. Perfect. Pertinent.
Okay now this is just painful...
I have an idea RP:
Why don’t you keep rambling on about EVERY project you’ve done in the past two years, even when it is completely irrelevant to this potential SMALL RESIDENTIAL RENOVATION.
Then, we can listen to a little over 5,623 “oh!”s and “mmm hmm”s from this poor woman who will pretend to care but REALLY WANTS TO BE DONE and LEAVE!
Okay cool....
RP STOP FUCKING TALKING!!!!
Dude you’re going to BORE the pants off of this potential client!!
She’s going to run out of this office NAKED!!
Shutthefuckup NOW!!!! Let her leave!!!!
Watchbradley23:
whoajosh:
troyisnaked:
hotrufftrade:
Scared the SHIT outta me.
I think I need to change my underwear!
my friend sent me this video and i almost cried.
dear lord. watch it.
ho. lee. shit.
